Enjoyable reality about me: I used to be an English main again in school. That is why I’ve such a manner with phrases. I additionally had an important love for bar hopping, lyric verse, and the dance ground. This is just a little ode that I wrote to my favourite bar again within the day. You have got enjoyable; I am gonna go seize a beer.
Sit down, my good good friend, and I’ll let you know a narrative
Of the bitchin’-est battle for bar dance ground glory—
I used to be sittin’ in Alibi’s when the jukebox was turned on,
And in got here the previous president Richard Nixon.
He was bustin’ ball modifications and dealin’ out dips,
When the jivin’ and jumpin’ Jack Daniels danced in.
“Maintain ‘em proper there!” he cried with a prance—
“Your sashays are sloppy; I’ll educate you to bop!”
He was poised for the win when Sammy Hagar arrived
Together with his pal, Alan Alda, who had given him a trip.
That loopy outdated rockstar was poppin’ and lockin’
On his strategy to victory, then elbowed Henry Bowen.
“My good man, I’ll sue!” he cried whereas crip strolling,
“Let’s settle this right here—let your strikes do the speaking.”
With the velocity of Dale Jr., a brand new man hit the ground:
It was Kevin Cusick, heel-clicking hardcore!
Our Homosexual Waiter was star-struck and samba’d proper over
With the gumption and style of a drunken bulldozer.
Within the sea of the dancers, each misses and misters,
Swam the belles of the ball: the 2 Hilton Sisters—
Who danced like two angels, fallen proper out of heaven,
As they frappéd with their associates, Kate and Kevin.
They’d have gained, too, if it wasn’t for Katie
Who punched her good friend Cutie for stealing her woman.
The dance battle stilled on the sight of the battle—
The kerfuffle was killing the vibe of that evening.
Then I noticed—might or not it’s?— a view most weird:
Wayne Gretsky was doing the worm on the bar!
The barbacks all cheered and the waitresses squealed
However the greatest shock had not but been revealed.
With a shake and a quake, the 49ers stormed in
And began breakdancing by way of the ruckus and din.
Phil Ivey wager tens of millions on the brand new competitors
However by no means anticipated the Spanish Inquisition
To cost by way of the doorways and sort out the group
Whereas doing the dougie to drown out their screams.
Then got here Stu Ungar and J Lo and 007
And so they moved in a manner that obtained them nearer to heaven.
Broderick Crawford confirmed up and placed on a shocking present.
However was nothing in comparison with Ghost Canine’s rhythmic movement
Within the midst of the chaos, one man nonetheless stood tall:
Michael Jordan was twerking with gusto and gall.
He dunked on Joe Bernstein (a person with a historical past
For playing his strategy to success and to victory)
And stilled his twerk when Jackie Kennedy advised him,
“You’re the winner—the dance battle champion!”
The gang erupted in cheers and applause
For the bitchin’-est dance battle they ever noticed.
As for what’s left, the reader should discover
The reply they search within the ones left behind.
